The Cinemafia Wants More!
It is bad enough the Cinemafia wanted to control what you watch. Now they want to control what you eat. They want you to eat “healthy.” They suddenly care bout what you put in your body. Don’t fall for it. It is just a ploy to hide what they really want to do, which is to control what you watch, and sub sequentially, what you think.
We Americans might be gullible to pay $15 for a large tub of popcorn and a large Coke, but we’re not going to spend that type of money on a large tub of broccoli and a large prune juice. We go to movies to be entertained, not to learn. What’s next? Treadmills instead of seats? Spinning machines?
It is time for the Cinemafia to quit telling people how to live and gouging our pocketbooks and wallets in the process. As President, I will make sure that the Cinemafia quits acting like evil brats and starts making quality affordable movies again.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
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Haha you weren’t kidding. Glad to see another revolutionary out there. I’m gonna have to spend some time going through all these cinemafia posts to add to the archives for when we actually overthrow the establishment.