Larry King and his guest former Alaska governor Sarah Palin discuss what the biggest threat to Sarah Palin’s campaign will be in 2012. She then starts bad-mouthing me. Larry King saves the day by saying he supports my campaign!
It turns out that my daughter will not moving up here in two weeks after all. There is too much happening all around to have Patricia and her mother move up here any time soon.
March 26-28 – Nothing really happening but since Easter is the following weekend and I will be in Washington celebrating Easter with my parents. It wouldn’t be fair to have Patricia go back and forth for two straight weekends. I hate the drive myself and sometimes enter cuss mode once I get past Baltimore.
April 2-4 – Easter (I’ll be in Washington)
April 9-11 – “Orgies for Abstinence” – Not exactly the atmosphere a 7-year-old girl should be around.
April 16-18 and 23-25 – I will be going on vacation to San Diego. I will be meeting Mexican independent candidate for President Noes Toiaqui for strategy sessions for both of us.
April 30-May 2 – Jeanetta and Patricia will be going to a family reunion in Virginia. The Addams’ always get together that weekend and Patricia had a lot of fun at last year’s reunion.
May 7-9 – Mother’s Day – I will again be in D.C. to take my mother to Friendly’s like I do almost every year.
May 14-16 – Too close to the end of the school year to move Patricia. The school year in Washington goes through June 18. I will head down that weekend and help them move. I will also be taking my father and Patrician to the Nationals’ game against the Chicago White Sox. Patricia will come up with me the following day.
Patricia will spend at least next with my parents as her mother comes up here to look for a job. I don’t know if I will have the spare bedroom ready by then so she’ll have to sleep on the couch.
Now that that is taken care of, I can spend more time working and attending to my clients. (Not that either of those activities are fun.)
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Change in Plans
It turns out that my daughter will not moving up here in two weeks after all. There is too much happening all around to have Patricia and her mother move up here any time soon.
March 26-28 – Nothing really happening but since Easter is the following weekend and I will be in Washington celebrating Easter with my parents. It wouldn’t be fair to have Patricia go back and forth for two straight weekends. I hate the drive myself and sometimes enter cuss mode once I get past Baltimore.
April 2-4 – Easter (I’ll be in Washington)
April 9-11 – “Orgies for Abstinence” – Not exactly the atmosphere a 7-year-old girl should be around.
April 16-18 and 23-25 – I will be going on vacation to San Diego. I will be meeting Mexican independent candidate for President Noes Toiaqui for strategy sessions for both of us.
April 30-May 2 – Jeanetta and Patricia will be going to a family reunion in Virginia. The Addams’ always get together that weekend and Patricia had a lot of fun at last year’s reunion.
May 7-9 – Mother’s Day – I will again be in D.C. to take my mother to Friendly’s like I do almost every year.
May 14-16 – Too close to the end of the school year to move Patricia. The school year in Washington goes through June 18. I will head down that weekend and help them move. I will also be taking my father and Patrician to the Nationals’ game against the Chicago White Sox. Patricia will come up with me the following day.
Patricia will spend at least next with my parents as her mother comes up here to look for a job. I don’t know if I will have the spare bedroom ready by then so she’ll have to sleep on the couch.
Now that that is taken care of, I can spend more time working and attending to my clients. (Not that either of those activities are fun.)
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March 18, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, Washington | Easter, Friendly's, moving, Orgies for Abstience, plans, Washington Nationals | 2 Comments