Tax Return Release
I never realized just how successful I was last year. And one of the consequences of success is paying more taxes. I only made $15,000 two years ago. It was $72,500 last year. While it is good that I made more money, I had become so accustomed to paying in the 10% bracket. I had set aside $7,250 for taxes. My tax burden was $14,313. I am unhappy having to cough up an additional $7,063 by April 15. While my tax rate is 100% for all Americans, there is a provision where people would get refunds every Friday.
Income: $72,500
Taxes Withheld: $7,250
Taxes: $14,313
Deductions: $1,000
Money due to IRS: $6,063
Donations made in 2009:
- Habitat for Hotties: $5,000
- Americans for Self-Stimulation (ASS): $1,000
- Other Noteworthy Charities (Save the Children, Unicef, ASPCA, etc.) – $5
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Changes to Look For
In case you haven’t checked the tabs on the top of the page lately, I have made some changes.
Platform: I have added links to my positions so that you can get a deeper understanding as to why I choose the positions that I do.
Endorsements: I now have more than 20 endorsements from celebrities.
Videos: I have added two videos in the last month including an explosive expose on the CineMafia.
Tools: Tools you can use to find the latest news and to support the campaign.
Biography: My birthdate and location have been changed.
Contact: New updated, easy-to-remember phone number (507)-AHMNODT
Archives: Updated every time I post a new blog entry with the most recently on top. “Changes to Look For” is the 949th blog entry and ALL blog entries are listed from most recent to the first listing on February 14, 2008.
Changes coming soon:
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March 26, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, media | archives, changes, contact, updates, videos, website | 1 Comment