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Tax Return Release

I never realized just how successful I was last year.  And one of the consequences of success is paying more taxes.  I only made $15,000 two years ago.  It was $72,500 last year.  While it is good that I made more money, I had become so accustomed to paying in the 10% bracket.  I had set aside $7,250 for taxes.  My tax burden was $14,313.  I am unhappy having to cough up an additional $7,063 by April 15.  While my tax rate is 100% for all Americans, there is a provision where people would get refunds every Friday.

Income: $72,500

Taxes Withheld: $7,250

Taxes: $14,313

Deductions: $1,000

Money due to IRS: $6,063

Donations made in 2009:

  • Habitat for Hotties:  $5,000
  • Americans for Self-Stimulation (ASS): $1,000
  • Other Noteworthy Charities (Save the Children, Unicef, ASPCA, etc.) – $5
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March 26, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, satire, taxes | , , , ,

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