Some of You Scare Me
I shouldn’t be too scared because you at least made the effort to find the website. The scary part is some of the search terms used to find the site. Below is a list of all of the term used in the last few days. The ones in red are the ones that concern me the most:
seamonkey | 37 |
julian beever | 12 |
vanna white wheel of fortune | 8 |
billy mays | 8 |
white supremacy tattoos | 7 |
sea-monkey | 7 |
vanna white | 7 |
money tattoo | 7 |
sea monkey | 5 |
tatoo letters | 5 |
seamonkey pictures | 4 |
cross tattoos | 4 |
taco bell | 4 |
make a change | 4 |
change tattoo | 3 |
pittsburgh penguins tattoo | 3 |
monopoly get out of jail free card | 3 |
taco bell chihuahua | 3 |
young nancy pelosi | 3 |
tattoo crosses | 2 |
i am tattoo | 2 |
julian rangers tattoos | 2 |
get money tattoos | 2 |
white supremacist tattoos | 2 |
white supremist/loraine day | 2 |
sea.monkey | 2 |
nancy pelosi hot | 2 |
monopoly get out of jail card | 2 |
get money tattoo | 2 |
vanna white biography | 2 |
pittsburgh penguins tattoos | 2 |
julian beever drawings | 2 |
beever julian | 2 |
give money | 2 |
vanna white young | 2 |
ahmnodt heare wiki | 2 |
monopoly card | 1 |
ahmnodt | 1 |
i am the god of war | 1 |
get out of jail free card monopoly | 1 |
vanna white wheel of fortune pictures | 1 |
monopoly get out jail free card | 1 |
president sexual innuendos | 1 |
new york tattoos | 1 |
get money | 1 |
타라곤 대체 | 1 |
julian beever timeline | 1 |
pittsburgh tattoos | 1 |
what you give is what you get tattoo | 1 |
villars campaign photo | 1 |
I found out that “타라곤 대체” is Korean for “tarragon replacement”. Tarragon is an important ingredient in Strawberry Stroganoff. I am not worried about that. I will explain why I am worried about those in red.
“White Supremacy Tattoos” – This should go without saying, but I am going to say it anyway. The only white supremacy I believe in is Vanna White supremacy. You don’t need a tattoo to be a Vanna White supremacist.
“Young Nancy Pelosi” – this was so long ago that those pictures were in black-and-white and they’re probably grainy.
“Julian Rangers Tattoo” – I have no idea who Julian Rangers is or why you’d want a tattoo of him.
“White Supremist/Loraine Day” – First, the spelling is off. It should be “White Supremacist / Laraine Day”. I don’t know who Laraine Day is, but from what I have been able to Google, I can’t see her as a white supremacist.
“Nancy Pelosi Hot” – i am assuming there are rumors that she has a fever and that was why she wanted the health care bill passed. I refuse to think of any other reason.
“Pittsburgh Penguins Tattoo” – This may be fine now, but they’re going to suck again someday and you will still have that tattoo.
“I am the God of War” – I am lost here. I am against all wars against non-Canadian nations. I don’t consider myself to be a god, just a great guy.
“President Sexual Innuendos” – While I am flattered that you think I am president, that is not currently the case. All I can say about the rest is that it has been a while.
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Hilarious. I’m often shocked and/or disturbed by the search terms used to get to my blog. The worst term of late was “looking for a good hard romp”. Gross.
I got this one today: “thank you pubes tattoo”
Todays favorite
“Sex in the shool” I can’t tell if they are a terrible speller or looking for the book Kosher Sex
“I want my boyfriend circumcised” Uh-oh! “coochie catalog”…sorry, couldn’t help you. “what is john boehner’s iq”…now, that is a great question!
John Boehner’s IQ is 135i. The i at the end suggests that it’s an imaginary number.
I have to admit, that white supremacist tattoos search was mine 😦
I thought you were going to represent us.
At least you weren’t the “nancy pelosi hot” searcher. That’s creepy to the nth power.
I would be concerned about all the seamonkey searches.
Why? Sea monkeys make great pets! They die off before you get bored with them.