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Time is Running Out (Orgies for Abstinence II)

I would like to say that I am pleased with the response Orgies for Abstinence II is getting.  But this doesn’t mean that I get to rest on my laurels.  In order to spread abstinence across this great land of ours, we need more people at these orgies.

I truly believe that the best way to promote abstinence is through orgies.  I get my thinking from the military.  The military believes the only way to being peace in the Middle East is by fighting there.  Ask any Iraqi or Afghani the military will allow you to ask, and they will tell you that all these years of fighting has brought peace to their communities.

Come join an “Orgies for Abstinence” event near you.  If you can’t find one in your area, then you can start your own and invite your friends.  The date is next Friday April 9 starting at 9:00PM.  Fun for the whole family!


March 30, 2010 Posted by | Afghanistan, campaign, commentary, editorial, foreign policy, humor, Iraq, issues, satire, War | , , , , | Comments Off on Time is Running Out (Orgies for Abstinence II)


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