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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Time is Running Out (Orgies for Abstinence II)
I would like to say that I am pleased with the response Orgies for Abstinence II is getting. But this doesn’t mean that I get to rest on my laurels. In order to spread abstinence across this great land of ours, we need more people at these orgies.
I truly believe that the best way to promote abstinence is through orgies. I get my thinking from the military. The military believes the only way to being peace in the Middle East is by fighting there. Ask any Iraqi or Afghani the military will allow you to ask, and they will tell you that all these years of fighting has brought peace to their communities.
Come join an “Orgies for Abstinence” event near you. If you can’t find one in your area, then you can start your own and invite your friends. The date is next Friday April 9 starting at 9:00PM. Fun for the whole family!
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March 30, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Afghanistan, campaign, commentary, editorial, foreign policy, humor, Iraq, issues, satire, War | abstinence, fighting for peace, military, orgies, peace | Comments Off on Time is Running Out (Orgies for Abstinence II)