Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

I am NOT Running for US Senate

Lately there have been rumors floating around that I was running for US Senate against US Senator Bob Menendez (D-NJ).  This is not true.  I do not know if it is the Menendez people who started this rumor or the New Jersey Republicans.  It could have even been started by my supporters who don’t want me to wait until 2012 for me to hold office.  I just want to let the record be known that I am NOT running for Senate.

I am not running for Senate because my abilities to get things done would be extremely limited as a Senator.  Any bills to fight the Cinemafia would probably be defeated 98-2 (I think I can get Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders to vote with me on this one.)  My health care plan isn’t really liked by either party, though the Republicans would like it a bit more if Republicans ran more apple orchards.

People feel compelled to write-in “Ahmnodt Heare” for every office these days.  While I appreciate the sentiment, the only office I am running for is President of the United States.  While I can’t stop people from writing my name, I am too preoccupied with the Presidential campaign, my business, my family, and the Vanna White supremacists to make any time to run for Senate.  I want these rumors stopped now before it escalates into the Rachel Maddow for Senate rumor that isn’t true, but is causing a lot of headaches for Ms. Maddow.

If you want to elect an Independent for Senate to represent New Jersey, I would recommend the state’s own Joe Piscopo.  If the Senate is going to go to Hell in a hand basket, we might as well get as many “Saturday Night Live” alumni to join Al Franken as possible and have a few laughs along the way.

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March 31, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, election, humor, politics, satire, write-in | , , , , , ,

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