Long Weekend Ahead
This is going to be a very busy weekend. Tonight is “Orgies for Abstinence II”. It doesn’t start until 9:00PM and won’t end until 3:00 in the morning. My neighbor (the person who filled in the blog entry the day I was in the hospital) is getting married tomorrow at 10:00AM. I do not have a date for the wedding as of yet. I am hoping I can bring one of the ladies I am meeting at the orgy to the wedding.
I am supposed to do something on Sunday, but I forgot. I wrote it down, but I forgot what I wrote it on. I think it’s either attending a gay rights rally or fishing with a straight client.
If I get home early enough tomorrow and I can come up with something to write without thinking, then I will have an entry tomorrow. Otherwise, it won’t be until I come home from the rally or the fishing trip.
It’s time to print up the brochures promoting abstinence for tonight’s orgy. It’s going to be a good weekend.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
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