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Weekend Gone Wrong

It seems I am too good at the “Orgies for Abstinence.”  My only wish is that others were as good at abstaining as I have become.  Although I did get the total benefits of the “Orgies” portion of “Orgies for Abstinence,” I did learn what a cuckold is.

I was able to bring a couple of ladies home with me.  That turned out to be a disaster.  They had fun with me while I was sleeping.  It wasn’t the type of activity I would have enjoyed if I was awake.  This is what I looked like shortly after I woke up yesterday morning to get ready for the wedding:

I do not know how they were able to make my hair that hideous of a shade of blonde or how they were able to shave me while I was sleeping (the beard ended being uneven after they shaved me.)  My beard was uneven and my hair didn’t match my beard’s color.  I did not go to the wedding like I wanted to.  I am still waiting for my neighbor to come over with the hair coloring  so my hair looks more natural.  I am clean shaven for the first time in a long time.

There is a lesson to be learned from this experience.  As soon as I learn it, I will share it with you.

April 11, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , ,

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