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Unexpected Consequenses

Everything a person does has residual effects.  This can be good or bad, depending on the circumstance.  “Orgies for Abstinence II” accomplished a lot of good at the one I attended as many people were taught the benefits of abstinence.  There was one that did not go quite as well.

My mother recently decided to be more supportive in my campaign for 2012 than she was in 2008.  (She voted for Obama.)  My mother (along with my father) planned an “Orgies for Abstinence” at the seniors’ center near their home.  It got them in oodles of trouble.  Most of this was because of the staff that misunderstood that the reason for their orgy was to promote abstinence.  It didn’t help that my parents forgot to bring the abstinence materials with them.

They set up the orgy without an incident.  Approximately ten minutes into it, the seniors’ center’s director walked in and ended it.  My parents are now barred from the center for life.

The next official “Orgies for Abstinence” is not until Election Day, though there may be several unofficial events as it has taken off due to its popularity.  If you need any materials for abstinence for your orgy, please e-mail me or call me at (507)-AHMNODT.  If you must have an orgy at a senior center, a church, or a day care center, please make sure you have these materials handy.

April 12, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, satire, scandal, senior citizens | , , , , ,


  1. I attended an Orgy for Abstinence once and was very disappointed when I showed up wearing a toga without underwear and everyone else was wearing prarie dresses. You should advertise the dress code in advance. It keeps people from leaving with red cheeks.

    Comment by yellowcat | April 12, 2010

  2. I will take that in consideration. The next one is November 2 (Election night in the United States.) The ones in November are usually in hotels where politicians have their election night rallies. Orgies are popular with politicians.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 12, 2010

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