Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Spreading the Message

I have been blogging for over two years.  The first couple months were painful as there were days when nobody read the blog.  I didn’t even get a spam for Viagra.  I thought I made the big time the day ten people read my blog.  The first time I had 100 hits on my blog, I felt so bold and brazen that I wrote a blog on how to bring traffic to your blog.  That entry alone has brought over 1,200 readers to my blog.  I must have given good advice because people are now reading their blogs more than mine.

I have to find ways to increase readership while maintaining my fiscal responsibility pledge of not spending any money on my campaign.  I could have gone to anybody, but I happened to find out that one of my supporters has an entire website dedicated to increasing traffic for websites.

The term “SEO” used to scare me.  I thought it was a position of a corporation.  The title of “Webmaster” was being replaced with the title of “SEO”, which I thought was almost as important as a CEO.  I was wrong.  “SEO” isn’t a person, it’s a term, which means, “Search Engine Optimization.”

And by going to http://whoaitsseo.com/, I learned it is important to diggstumble and to tweet.  I am learning the importance of links to my blog. Keywords are not to be underestimated.

With enough effort on my part, and enough support on your part, I can bring the people needed to visit my blog to be a viable candidate in 2012.  If it works, I won’t have to ask you for your hard-earned dollars to fund my website like other politicians do for their websites.

April 18, 2010 - Posted by | campaign, commentary, satire | , , , , , , ,


  1. I’m here, ready and willing, to provide all the non-financial support I can for your campaign and blog.

    Comment by David | April 18, 2010

  2. You’re awesome.

    Comment by ummmmheyyyy | April 18, 2010

  3. I agree.

    Comment by Samantha | April 18, 2010

  4. David, I appreciate that.

    Samantha, thank you for the plug in your blog. 🙂

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 18, 2010

  5. Post some pictures of dogs doing stupid things. I get more hits on a picture of a dog missing a jump than I do on anything else I’ve written. It wasn’t even my picture.

    I can spare some non-financial support as well.

    Comment by yellowcat | April 18, 2010

  6. I post just enough pictures of non-political things to make me look well-rounded. I have pictures of Julian Beever’s 3-D Chalk drawings, Billy Mays endorsing my campaign shortly before his untimely death, and Vanna White.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 18, 2010

  7. The entry below is suddenly getting popular as it includes a rare photo of Rod Blagojevich as the “fifth Beatle.”

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 18, 2010

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