Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

New Look – Same Great Candidate

I used to use the Chaos Theory theme for this blog.  After two years, I am bringing change (unlike a certain opponent in 2008, who shall remain nameless.).  I have decided to go with Digg 3-Column.

The blog looks like it went from Emo to Happy-Perky, but there are a few changes in the layout I would like to mention.

  • Gone is the campaign slogan I have been using since Election Day 2008 “Ahmnodt Heare for America.  Ahmnodt Heare for You.”  That is in the design.  I am trying to find a way to include it.
  • The “Tools” page is no longer on top with the other pages.  it is now listed under “pages” in the left column halfway down the page.
  • I have to change the counters for Election Day 2012 and Vanna White’s Birthday.  I hope to have those counters up tomorrow.
  • On the plus side, there is less scrolling to do before getting to the bottom of the page.

I may change it again next week if I can’t fix the little things I want to take care of fixing.  As WordPress continues to churn out new themes at a faster rate, I am guessing the layout will change more often.  (Once every two hours instead of once every two days.)


April 21, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary | , , , | 7 Comments

My Support Base

Like any other successful campaign, my campaign resonates with some groups better than with others.  Also like other successful campaigns, I do not always choose who wants to support me.

There are many groups that I am honored to carry their endorsement.  The groups include (but are not limited to):

  • Vanna White Supremacists National Charter (As well as many of the state and local charters)
  • Fans of the late Billy Mays
  • Jim Traficant supporters
  • The deceased

As honored as I am to received endorsements from these groups, there are a few groups that I wish didn’t endorse me.  Not because I don’t appreciate their endorsement, but because people tend to think that because they endorse you, that you automatically endorse them.  After all, people who belong to fringe groups like “Aryan Nation”, the Republican and Democratic Parties and Goldman-Sachs all vote with their interests in mind.  Here are a few groups that have decided for whatever reason to support my campaign:

  • Unemployed porn stars
  • Malaysian webmasters of pornographic websites
  • Canadians

I do not agree with many of the positions with the groups mentioned above, but they are people and their voices need to be heard.  Instead of dismissing people because I don’t agree with them on everything, I seek common issues and build a coalition.  I don’t know why some people endorse me, but I do know that the issues I talk about resonates with a lot of voters.

April 21, 2010 Posted by | campaign, commentary, Democrats, editorial, endorsement, humor, issues, Republicans, satire | , , , , , | 4 Comments


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