Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

My Support Base

Like any other successful campaign, my campaign resonates with some groups better than with others.  Also like other successful campaigns, I do not always choose who wants to support me.

There are many groups that I am honored to carry their endorsement.  The groups include (but are not limited to):

  • Vanna White Supremacists National Charter (As well as many of the state and local charters)
  • Fans of the late Billy Mays
  • Jim Traficant supporters
  • The deceased

As honored as I am to received endorsements from these groups, there are a few groups that I wish didn’t endorse me.  Not because I don’t appreciate their endorsement, but because people tend to think that because they endorse you, that you automatically endorse them.  After all, people who belong to fringe groups like “Aryan Nation”, the Republican and Democratic Parties and Goldman-Sachs all vote with their interests in mind.  Here are a few groups that have decided for whatever reason to support my campaign:

  • Unemployed porn stars
  • Malaysian webmasters of pornographic websites
  • Canadians

I do not agree with many of the positions with the groups mentioned above, but they are people and their voices need to be heard.  Instead of dismissing people because I don’t agree with them on everything, I seek common issues and build a coalition.  I don’t know why some people endorse me, but I do know that the issues I talk about resonates with a lot of voters.


April 21, 2010 - Posted by | campaign, commentary, Democrats, editorial, endorsement, humor, issues, Republicans, satire | , , , , ,


  1. For some reason I wish you had images to go along with the second group of supporters. As a note, the Vanna White Supremacists me laugh out loud.

    Comment by ummmmheyyyy | April 21, 2010

  2. I couldn’t find any pictures of unemployed porn stars to post. The only pictures I saw were of those who were working.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 21, 2010

  3. I would really cater to the deceased. Even though their voices are silent, they are a very powerful presence.

    Comment by yellowcat | April 21, 2010

  4. Yellowcat, I do cater to the deceased. I am tired of them voting for Democrats all the time.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 21, 2010

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