Assessment and Execution
Below are the goals I had set in January for the campaign for 2010. I have raised the bar as high as I could without throwing out my shoulder.
- Averaging 500 unique hits per day on this website.
- 1,000,000 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google. (we are currently at 17,600)
- Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican).
- At least 1,000 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
- An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
- At least five national television appearances (broadcast or cable).
- One scandal involving a multitude of women. (More people are talking about Tiger Woods now than ever before!)
So far I am not near accomplishing any of these goals. I couldn’t accomplish goal #7 even after hosting an “Orgies for Abstinence” event a few weeks ago. This is not to say that the campaign is not growing; it’s not growing as fast as I like. I take full responsibility for the parts that are my fault. Like not following my 2009 map strategy.
I have already made some plans. I will head up to Wyoming, Montana, and the Dakotas for a week following BlancaFest. I drive through Delaware several times a year traveling between here and Washington, DC. I can stop in Vermont and Rhode Island the next time I go up to Boston. I already have campaigned in Washington DC and will do so in the future. I fee confident I can win there as Washingtonians will want to elect one of them (I was born and raised in Washington DC).
This leaves me to Alaska. It’s not on the way to anything and population centers are hundreds of miles apart. And now that Sarah Palin is doing her thingie in the lower 48, it is harder to find an excuse to go to Alaska (besides going to Wasilla to see Russia.)
I have a lot to do between now and the Presidential election. There are only 923 days left until the Election to get everything done and get the exposure my campaign needs.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
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If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
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Don’t waste your time coming to Wyoming unless you want to have an Orgy for Abstinence party. Wyoming leads the nation in per capita drinking and teen pregnancy, so an Orgy for Abstinence event is just what we need. However, we only have 2 electoral college votes and it’s hardly worth the effort of staying awake as you drive across the state.
The whole point of going to states with four or fewer electoral votes is that I will probably be the only candidate to bother, My presence will encourage people to vote for me because to them, it will show that I think their state matters.
How is goal #1 going? I have been getting around 280 hits a day and unique is about 95% of those.
Returning visitors sucks for me 😦 Maybe my content sucks 😦
That’s okay because I write for myself and if people like it so be it and if they don’t then I don’t care too much.
I am nowhere near #1. 75% of my hits come from the five entries that have nothing to do with politics. (Julian Beever, Strawberry Stroganoff, Billy Mays, Tattoos, and How to bring traffic to your blog. The rest is where I get most of my returning visitors.
When can I see #5?
I need an “Ahmnodt Girl” to perform the video first.
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Uhmm…Last time I checked, Vermont was not between NJ and Boston but maybe it has moved, what with all the earthquakes and volcanic eruptions.
Vermont is not far from the Mass. Turnpike. I am familiar with the U.S. geography. Last week, I was at a rally on the New Jersey – Connecticut border.
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