Artwork by John William Waterhouse
There is more to life than politics and Vanna White. Sometimes, you have to take a step back and enjoy the beauty around us. It’s incredible what an artist can do with a small paint brush. I, on the other hand, tend to have problems with big paint brushes. Like the one time my parents asked me to paint the outside of their house. I should have emphasized “one time.”
Bridgeman Art Library (Photo Only)
From a private collection.
NOTE: Special Thanks to the Homeless Blogger and it’s parent website, The Ministry of Hope
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
What’s in a Name
There was a poll on the website last month asking whether the name of “Orgies for Abstinence” to “Tease Party”. Not only were the results close, but people on both sides were passionate in their names. I have come up with a compromise plan:
“Orgies for Abstinence” will still be on the Friday after Easter and on Election night. The primary purpose of Orgies for Abstinence will still be to encourage abstinence through raucous orgies.
“Tease Parties” will be on Inauguration Day and on April 15th. On the rare occasion that April 15 is the Friday after Easter, then “Orgies for Abstinence” will take place on the 15th and the “Tease Party” events will be moved to the 16th. The reason for this is because of the people who struggle trying to give up abstinence for Lent can now resume abstinence. I do not want to delay their desire from abstaining after spending all of Lent abstaining from abstinence.
The next event is the “Orgies for Abstinence” on November 2. The first ever “Tease Parties will be held during the various inauguration days of various offices. I will give more information on when the various inauguration days are by Election Day.
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May 3, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | abstinence, Election Day, Lent, orgies, Poll, tea party, tease | 2 Comments