Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

What’s in a Name

There was a poll on the website last month asking whether the name of “Orgies for Abstinence” to “Tease Party”.  Not only were the results close, but people on both sides were passionate in their names.  I have come up with a compromise plan:

“Orgies for Abstinence” will still be on the Friday after Easter and on Election night.  The primary purpose of Orgies for Abstinence will still be to encourage abstinence through raucous orgies.

“Tease Parties” will be on Inauguration Day and on April 15th.  On the rare occasion that April 15 is the Friday after Easter, then “Orgies for Abstinence” will take place on the 15th and the “Tease Party” events will be moved to the 16th.  The reason for this is because of the people who struggle trying to give up abstinence for Lent can now resume abstinence.  I do not want to delay their desire from abstaining after spending all of Lent abstaining from abstinence.

The next event is the “Orgies for Abstinence” on November 2.  The first ever “Tease Parties will be held during the various inauguration days of various offices.  I will give more information on when the various inauguration days are by Election Day.

May 3, 2010 Posted by | campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Artwork by John William Waterhouse

There is more to life than politics and Vanna White.  Sometimes, you have to take a step back and enjoy the beauty around us.  It’s incredible what an artist can do with a small paint brush.  I, on the other hand, tend to have problems with big paint brushes.  Like the one time my parents asked me to paint the outside of their house.  I should have emphasized “one time.”

Bridgeman Art Library (Photo Only)

Bridgeman Art Library (Photo Only)

Private Collection

From a private collection.

I know it’s Monday, but if you can, take a minute to enjoy the day.  You’ll be glad you did.

NOTE:  Special Thanks to the Homeless Blogger and it’s parent website, The Ministry of Hope

May 3, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor | , , , , , | 3 Comments

   

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