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A Bad Case of Something

I woke up yesterday morning to a fever, aches, and the most congestion my lungs have ever had. It must have come from the wacky weather we have had in the Northeast over the last month. There were days where the high temperature was in the 90s. There were days when the lows were in the upper 20s and low 30s. Today’s low was 42, but we’re only going up to 48 degrees today.
I am blaming the cold weather on the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. That oil could have been used as gasoline for cars. The emissions from the cars would have gone into the atmosphere, which would have made it warmer. But since the oil is in the Gulf of Mexico and not the gas pumps, we have less gasoline to make it warmer.
While oil continues to spill into the Gulf, the northeastern Unites States continues to be more like March and less like May. Hopefully, the leak will be fixed soon and we can have May weather again.


May 12, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, environment, humor, satire | , , , , , | 10 Comments


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