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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
A Bad Case of Something
I woke up yesterday morning to a fever, aches, and the most congestion my lungs have ever had. It must have come from the wacky weather we have had in the Northeast over the last month. There were days where the high temperature was in the 90s. There were days when the lows were in the upper 20s and low 30s. Today’s low was 42, but we’re only going up to 48 degrees today.
I am blaming the cold weather on the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. That oil could have been used as gasoline for cars. The emissions from the cars would have gone into the atmosphere, which would have made it warmer. But since the oil is in the Gulf of Mexico and not the gas pumps, we have less gasoline to make it warmer.
While oil continues to spill into the Gulf, the northeastern Unites States continues to be more like March and less like May. Hopefully, the leak will be fixed soon and we can have May weather again.
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May 12, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, environment, humor, satire | climate change, emissions, gasoline, global warming, Gulf of Mexico, oil spill | 10 Comments