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A Bad Case of Something

I woke up yesterday morning to a fever, aches, and the most congestion my lungs have ever had. It must have come from the wacky weather we have had in the Northeast over the last month. There were days where the high temperature was in the 90s. There were days when the lows were in the upper 20s and low 30s. Today’s low was 42, but we’re only going up to 48 degrees today.
I am blaming the cold weather on the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. That oil could have been used as gasoline for cars. The emissions from the cars would have gone into the atmosphere, which would have made it warmer. But since the oil is in the Gulf of Mexico and not the gas pumps, we have less gasoline to make it warmer.
While oil continues to spill into the Gulf, the northeastern Unites States continues to be more like March and less like May. Hopefully, the leak will be fixed soon and we can have May weather again.

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May 12, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, environment, humor, satire | , , , , ,

10 Comments

  1. Of course it is the oil spill that is affecting your weather! That makes total sense…..(maybe not).
    But hey…..interesting theory.

    Hope you get back to your normal self soon….being sick really sucks.

    Comment by trishothinks | May 12, 2010

  2. Thank you for your well wishes, Trish. The point I was trying to make is simple: If we don’t have the oil to warm the Earth, the Earth won’t get warm.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | May 12, 2010

  3. Yeah, I got that…burning the oil in our cars…causing the “warming”. But I think the earth will stay warm enough without all our emissions contributing to the cycle.

    Comment by trishothinks | May 12, 2010

  4. I think we should all start a fire in our yards using plastic bottles. That should make up for whatever oil/gas isn’t going in our cars. How does tomorrow at 3:00 pm sound?

    Comment by yellowcat | May 12, 2010

  5. AH…it’s that damn Al Gore. That assclown is up to SOMETHING!
    I think that he and his evil minions caused it to divert attention away from that mega-million dollar house that he just built.

    or

    maybe, John Edwards is expecting another love child and wants TMZ to be distracted by the impending (ya know it’s gonna happen) celebrity cause…..Screwed by Crude

    Comment by trailerparkbarbie | May 13, 2010

  6. OMT…yellowcat, what an excellent idea! 3:00 is a perfect time for me. All the little kiddies are getting off the school buses at that time. And, their parents are at the bus stops! That would make the news for sure!

    Comment by trailerparkbarbie | May 13, 2010

  7. 3:00 it shall be.

    People still care about John Edwards? The fellow had nice hair and all, but he is now out of politics. Besides, I am more interested in the antics of Nancy Pelosi. There’s just something about her holding my gavel…

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | May 13, 2010

  8. FYI Ahmnodt…..Pelosi is on drugs……MAJOR drugs….I mean really, have you ever listened to her?

    Comment by trishothinks | May 13, 2010

  9. I tried listening to her once, but I didn’t get what she was talking about.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | May 13, 2010

  10. Yep…..you couldn’t get it…because she doesn’t make sense….she’s all doped up. I also suspect that congress has their own “on site” pharmacy….so they have unlimited access to their “happy drugs”.

    Comment by trishothinks | May 13, 2010


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