Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

“Draw Ahmnodt” Day

Tuesday, June 1 will be the first annual “Draw Ahmnodt” day.  I will have a page dedicated that day to all of the submitted drawings.  I can see this event being as popular as “Draw Mohammed” Day was on Thursday.

If you cannot wait until June 1 to draw Ahmnodt, then draw it whenever you can and send it to ahmnodtheare@politician.com.  Unlike “Draw Mohammed” day, nobody will be offended by pitchers drawn of me (except for maybe me, but I can take it.)

Below is a picture of me:  (There are others that you can find by using an image search)

Get drawing and send in those pictures!

May 22, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, satire | , | 4 Comments

Hey Mets and Yankees Fans!

This message is for those going to the Subway Series tonight or tomorrow night at CitiField.  It does not matter if you are a Mets fan or a Yankees fan, what matters is that you bring signs supporting the campaign.

The signs should be large enough to be seen on television, but not so large that they obstruct the views of others at the game.  Proper spelling is also important, as my candidacy is a write-in campaign.  Below is an example of what I am looking for as demonstrated by a Philadelphia Eagles fan in 2008:

I wish I could be at tonight’s game, but I promised my friends in the band G.W. Toye that I would see them perform tonight at the Vernon Inn in Vernon, NJ.  Hope to see you there if you’re not going to have a sign at the game!

May 22, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor | , , , , , | Comments Off on Hey Mets and Yankees Fans!


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