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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
How I Would Clean Up the BP Oil Spill
Oil has been spewing in the Gulf of Mexico for over five weeks. It seems that neither BP nor the federal government is doing anything about it. While I have never had to clean up an oil spill of the magnitude of the BP fiasco, I have had experience in cleaning up oil spills.
My approach is simple: Let the American people clean up the spill, but give them an incentive to clean the spill. My plan would allow Americans to keep the oil they gather from cleaning the spill. Oil and water do not mix, so it’s rather easy to get the water out of the oil. As a reward for cleaning up the oil, each person will be entitled to have their oil refined free of charge by BP. Giving people an incentive to clean up after a disaster like those will clean up the Gulf and give people free gasoline in a time when gasoline is approaching $3.00 per gallon.
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May 26, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, environment, humor, satire | BP, British Petroleum, cleanup, gasoline, Gulf of Mexico, oil, refineries | 5 Comments