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How I Would Clean Up the BP Oil Spill

Oil has been spewing in the Gulf of Mexico for over five weeks.  It seems that neither BP nor the federal government is doing anything about it.  While I have never had to clean up an oil spill of the magnitude of the BP fiasco, I have had experience in cleaning up oil spills.

My approach is simple:  Let the American people clean up the spill, but give them an incentive to clean the spill.  My plan would allow Americans to keep the oil they gather from cleaning the spill.  Oil and water do not mix, so it’s rather easy to get the water out of the oil.  As a reward for cleaning up the oil, each person will be entitled to have their oil refined free of charge by BP.  Giving people an incentive to clean up after a disaster like those will clean up the Gulf and give people free gasoline in a time when gasoline is approaching $3.00 per gallon.


May 26, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, environment, humor, satire | , , , , , ,


  1. I’ll clean a few gallons for that.

    Comment by Bearman | May 26, 2010

  2. I just wish they’d plug the hole. For crying out loud.

    Comment by yellowcat | May 28, 2010

  3. I’d blow it back so that it plugs it self. After all they are going to have to redrill anyway. Thats in August. The oil could have been stopped by now.

    Comment by rextoridtalks | June 3, 2010

  4. […] Since there was an explosion (and hence the perpetual oil disaster), BP would have promptly started containing and cleaning up the oil before the oil reached the Gulf coast.  The federal government would have stepped in as soon as it appeared that BP wasn’t able to contain the oil.  Both BP and the government would have listened to suggestions that others had. […]

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  5. oil spills can really mess up the environment, i hope we can find a very good solution to control oil spills *”;

    Comment by Round Mirror | December 2, 2010

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