An Endorsement from Dora the Explorer
Dora the Explorer took some time away from Boots the monkey and endorsed my campaign. Apparently, the endorsement came at a price as she was beaten up by thugs from the Cinemafia. I thank Dora for the endorsement and vow that I will work tirelessly to make sure every last thug who hurt Dora will pay a very steep price.
My New Dog
I finally got myself another dog. The last dog I had died last April. The funny thing about the dog I have now is that it is Emma’s son from her only litter which she had a total of nine puppies. The new dog’s name is Murray and I obtained him because his owners are moving to an apartment where dogs are not allowed.
I am not campaigning today, but if you want to say “Hi”, I will be at the Wal-Mart in Franklin, NJ around 9:30 to buy dog food. If you don’t want to say Hi, I’ll be at the biker bar at around 2:00PM.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 