An Endorsement from Dora the Explorer
Dora the Explorer took some time away from Boots the monkey and endorsed my campaign. Apparently, the endorsement came at a price as she was beaten up by thugs from the Cinemafia. I thank Dora for the endorsement and vow that I will work tirelessly to make sure every last thug who hurt Dora will pay a very steep price.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Poor Dora. She must really support you to take that kind of a beating.
(Will someone give her a hankie so she can wipe her nose?)
The things some people will go through to show support…