Ahmnodt Heare for President

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An Endorsement from a CEO

The Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign is pleased to announce that he has been endorsed by none other than Apple CEO Steve Jobs.  It comes as a pleasant surprise and is much appreciated.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs endorses Ahmnodt Heare for President.

June 6, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, endorsement, humor, satire | , , | 2 Comments

BP, Where Are You?

The oil spill is everywhere in the news.  It’s on ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, Fox News, Cartoon Network, and the local news shows.  They show miles of empty beached drizzled with tar balls.  There are few beach goers and even fewer people picking up the tar balls.  Most of the tar balls seem to be picked up by sun worshipers who accidentally step on them and it gets stuck to the flip-flops.

There are tens of thousands who are unemployed along the Gulf coast.  BP should hire those people to clean up the beaches and the Gulf.  The first people I would hire would be the fishermen and the other people who have lost jobs as a result of the oil spill.  It would be cheaper for BP to clean the mess than for them to have the government clean the spill and bill BP.  They could pay the workers less because they’re not union employees.  And because they’re not union employees, they will get the job done in a more timely manner.

We are all tried of hearing about the oil spill, but the people most tired are those whose livelihood has been affected.  BP should try not to be like the Obama administration.  They should listen to me.  President Obama hasn’t listened to me and unemployment is now at almost 10%.  The price of movies keeps increasing, and more Canadian spies are infiltrating the American entertainment industry.  It would be in America’s best interest for BP to heed my advice.

June 6, 2010 Posted by | commentary, editorial, environment, humor, media, Obama, satire | , , , , , , | 1 Comment


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