Hair We Go
Following her Tuesday night primary win, Republican Senator candidate Carly Fiorina was being interviewed about her campaign. She wasn’t aware that the microphone was on. She made a snide remark about one of her opponents, Democratic Senator Barbara Boxer.
Below is the battle of the hair:
Barbara Boxer
Advice for Carly Fiorina (And Barbara Boxer should she decide to retaliate): In the everyday world, hairstyle is a woman’s thing. However; in the world of politics, hair is a man’s thing. Below are some examples:
Rod Blagojevich
John Edwards
Jim Traficant
Ahmnodt Heare
Having an obsession does pay a toll for male politicians. All of the male politicians pictured above have had their legal problems. Male politicians also pay more to maintain their hair than women do. Former Senator John Edwards once paid $800 for a haircut.
Americans want to hear more about the issues and less about the hair. Once politicians understand this, they will become more popular than root canal without Novocaine.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
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I doubt the $800 was just for a haircut. Maybe a haircut and a “massage”.
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maybe we should make them all campaign with bald caps on. it might not make them look better, but it will be a lot easier to photoshop them. and isn’t that all that matters? 😉