About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Things I Have Noticed
There are some things going on in Washington that I have been keeping my eye on. None of it is making any sense to me. If it’s making sense to you, please let me know.
Gen. Stanley McChrystal, the Pentagon, and the White House are not on the same page as it applies to Afghanistan. Not only are they not on the same page with each other, they are not on the same page with me. I would have spent less time in Afghanistan and Iraq and more time in Canada. If I won the election in 2008, not only would I have withdrawn from Iraq and Afghanistan, but I would be in the beginning stages of withdrawing from Canada by now.
I heard in the news that fewer doctors are accepting Medicare and Medicaid because of the decreased payments that Medicare and Medicaid are willing to pay doctors. My “Apple-a-Day” program would have been fully implemented.
The BP oil disaster would have been handled differently. As Commander-in-Chief, I have to protect America from all enemies, oil and domestic. I would have encouraged those who wanted to help clean up the oil to clean up the oil. If I couldn’t get enough people to volunteer, I would have reinstated the draft until every last drop of oil is out of the Gulf of Mexico.
Reminder: Don’t forget to listen to my radio show tonight at 10:00PM Eastern.
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June 22, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Afghanistan, blogtalk radio, Canada, commentary, foreign policy, humor, Iraq, issues, Obama, satire | apples, BP, Commander-in-Chief, Oil disaster | 1 Comment