Ahmnodt Heare for President

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My First Executive Order: Repeal laws that protect stupid people.

I wouldn’t use too many executive orders because it could lead to abuse of power. There are some issues that can’t wait for the dilly-dallying of Congress, and this is one of them.

Repeal laws that protect stupid people.
Catering laws to stupid people has done nothing but lowered the overall intelligence of the population as a whole. Stupid people are not an endangered species and do not need protection.

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June 27, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, satire | , ,

6 Comments

  1. So I shouldn’t use my lawn mower to trim the bushes??

    Comment by Bearman | June 27, 2010

  2. There is no problem with that as long as it’s not an electrical mower. The power cord can get caught up in the bushes and you can accidentally run over the cord, causing damage.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | June 27, 2010

  3. If you repeal laws which protect the stupid and natural selection takes over, I won’t have a job anymore. Please rethink your decision.

    Comment by yellowcat | June 27, 2010

  4. Yellowcat, they can’t be too stupid if they choose you to have to deal with them.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | June 27, 2010

  5. Hi there, I have a poetry blog and have written a poem about stupid people. I hope you don’t mind me commenting here. All the best K x
    http://kashaw.wordpress.com/2010/08/30/i-is-fik/

    Comment by Katherine Shaw Poetry | August 30, 2010

  6. Katherine, people like the one in your poem are the ones we need to quit protecting.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 30, 2010


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