Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Birthday Weekend

Sunday will be my 37th birthday.  The original plan was for me to head down to Washington this weekend and spend time with my parents and with my daughter.  My parents surprised me by coming up and bringing Patricia with them.  The only problem was that they forgot I had moved two months ago and this was their first time up since the move.

There is plenty to do in Washington, DC.  There isn’t much to do here in Vernon, NJ.  I am close to Mountain Creek Water Park (not to be confused with Mountain Creek Ski Resort, even though it’s at the same place).  Part of the Appalachian Trail runs through Vernon, but I am not much of a hiker.  I’ll probably take Patricia to the water park tomorrow, though it’s supposed to be rainy with thunderstorms.

I am not sure about Sunday.  My parents will probably take me home for breakfast.  I’ll probably end up watching the World Cup Final between Spain and the Netherlands.  I would like to thank FIFA for holding the Final on my birthday.   Hopefully the next time it’s on my birthday, the United States will be playing.

Monday and Tuesday will be long work days.  I will be in campaign mode from Wednesday through next Sunday.  I need to get out in the public while people know who I am.  I need the name “Ahmnodt Heare” to resonate in the minds of voters in the same way that voters’ children’s names resonate in their mind.


July 9, 2010 - Posted by | campaign, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , ,


  1. Happy Birthday Ahmnodt!

    In honor of your special day, I plan on spending the entire weekend resonating the name “Ahmnodt” in my mind…

    Comment by bschooled | July 9, 2010

  2. Happy Birthday. I think you should use America’s water parks as your campaign stops.

    Comment by bearman | July 10, 2010

  3. Thank you both for the birthday wishes. Bschooled, sounds like you will have a good weekend! Bearman, I am going to make a big stink if any of the oil from the BP disaster ends up in the water from water parks!

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 10, 2010

  4. Happy Birthday! Hope you have a spectacular day.

    Comment by yellowcat | July 11, 2010

  5. Thank you, Yellowcat!

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 11, 2010

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