About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Campaigning Schedule Postponed
Due to the excessive heat expected in the Northeastern United States this weekend, the campaign stops I had scheduled for this week is postponed until next weekend. Temperatures in Philadelphia are supposed to reach near 100 degrees with the heat index approaching 110 degrees. The weather is expected to be sunny with highs in the mid-to-upper 80s.
I will be heading to Rhode Island on Monday. It appears that the oil spill will not being affecting Rhode Island after all, which means I am going to have to retrieve the boom I had lowered when I was there in early June.
Bad news: The recession is now galaxy wide. Darth Vader robbed a bank in Long Island. He probably did it for his son, who is marrying a princess. Weddings involving princesses are not cheap. I will not chew more than I can carry. While solving the economic woes throughout the galaxy is important, my main concern is solving the economic woes of the free world. This will make it easier for aliens like Darth to find a job in the United States. (Providing that Darth is in the United States legally.)
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July 24, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, economy, editorial, humor, satire | aliens, boom, Darth Vader, heat wave, oil spill, Philadelphia, recession, Rhode Island | 2 Comments