Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Campaigning Schedule Postponed

Due to the excessive heat expected in the Northeastern United States this weekend, the campaign stops I had scheduled for this week is postponed until next weekend.  Temperatures in Philadelphia are supposed to reach near 100 degrees with the heat index approaching 110 degrees.  The weather is expected to be sunny with highs in the mid-to-upper 80s.

I will be heading to Rhode Island on Monday.  It appears that the oil spill will not being affecting Rhode Island after all, which means I am going to have to retrieve the boom I had lowered when I was there in early June.

Bad news:  The recession is now galaxy wide.  Darth Vader robbed a bank in Long Island.  He probably did it for his son, who is marrying a princess.  Weddings involving princesses are not cheap.  I will not chew more than I can carry.  While solving the economic woes throughout the galaxy is important, my main concern is solving the economic woes of the free world.  This will make it easier for aliens like Darth to find a job in the United States. (Providing that Darth is in the United States legally.)

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July 24, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, economy, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , , , ,

2 Comments

  1. That sucks for Darth. He has enough to worry about without having financial woes like the rest of us.

    Comment by yellowcat | July 25, 2010

  2. One would have thought Luke would have gotten a raise and a promotion after saving the galaxy from his father,

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 25, 2010


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