Ahmnodt Heare for President

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The Evil that is Volkswagen

First Volkswagen wanted us to punch each other.  Now they want us to ignore our speed limits with their “Autobahn for All” event.  It’s not just ignoring the speed limits – it encourages reckless and aggressive driving while using sexual innuendos.

The latest commercial shows a couple taking a Volkswagen for a test drive.  The husband is driving with the salesman in the passenger’s seat and the hot wife in the back.  The wife gets excited and screams, “SHOOT THE GAP! SHOOT THE GAP!!!”  When a hottie screams “Shoot the gap!” I am going to shoot the gap.  I try to please ladies that way.

In order for the husband to shoot the gap, he has to drop off the salesman.  He has to weave through traffic and drive between two tractor-trailers and speed on the interstate.  Unlike the “Punch Dub” commercials, (which was just people punching people), this commercial encourages reckless driving in exchange for a little nookie.  The worst part of the commercial is that they don’t show the nookie after the husband speeds between the two tractor trailers.

I demand ethical behavior in commercials and will make this an executive order once I am President.  I will make America safer by allowing only socially responsible commercials to air.

UPDATE 7/30/10:

I would like to thank my supporters for pressuring Volkswagen into pulling the ad.


July 26, 2010 - Posted by | campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , , , , ,


  1. I thought she was talking about going to the GAP clothing store.

    Comment by Bearman | July 26, 2010

  2. You have to look at her bouncing up and down,

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 26, 2010

  3. ‘Shoot the gap’? It sounds like an order given in WW1. I should imagine there’s a UK law against saying that kind of thing.

    Comment by womaninblack | July 26, 2010

    • What orders were given during WWI? I wasn’t around then.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 26, 2010

  4. Volkswagons were Hitler’s idea.

    Comment by yellowcat | July 27, 2010

  5. I rest my case!

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 27, 2010

  6. That is an irresponsible ad……and the funny thing is I want a VW CC…..lol!


    Comment by trishothinks | July 28, 2010

  7. If you decide to get a new VW CC, be sure to tell the dealer that I am on to them and what their company is trying to do to America. They might not vote for me, but at least they will know I am out there watching their every move.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 29, 2010

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