Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Is Snooki an Ahmnodt Heare Supporter?

I have to admit that I haven’t watched “Jersey Shore.”  It is one of those things that those of us in the Jersey mountains care for.  There is a mutual resentment between the people of shore and the people of the mountains.

Snooki is a member of the “Jersey Shore” cast.  It is basically a show about stereotypical “Guidos” and “Guidettes.”  Most Italians go out of their way to shun the “Guidistic” lifestyle.  Italians have spent years fighting the “mafioso” stereotype only to get the “Guido” lable shoved down their throats.

Although I have never watched an episode of “Jersey Shore”, I have seen Snooki on the news and on various other shows.  She has a nice tan and would be the ideal candidate for the “Ahmnodt Girl” videos.  She used to get her tans at tanning salons until the federal government started charging a 10% tax on tanning.  Snooki added that John McCain would have never have voted for a 10% tanning tax because he is pale, unlike President Obama.  I am against the tanning tax for a different reason.  I am against it because it unfairly discriminates against those who do not have northern European ancestry.  It does that because northern Europeans are paler and get more tan for their tax dollars.

I received an e-mail from a supporter that made Snooki’s fight against the tanning beds to my fight against the CineMafia.  We have both taken on topics that the mainstream media is not talking about.  We both have a support base because we have championed causes that the media has chosen to ignore.

While we have fighting unhyped causes in common, this does not make Snooki a supporter of my campaign.  This does not mean I would not welcome her to the campaign with opened arms.  I could even find her a vacant Cabinet head position should she decide to join my campaign.

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July 31, 2010 - Posted by | campaign, commentary, editorial, health care, issues, satire | , , , , , , , ,

11 Comments

  1. Maybe they should only tax those who get tans so to look Orange like an Oompa Loompa.

    Comment by bearman | July 31, 2010

  2. But that would anger George Hamilton and his fans.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 31, 2010

  3. Just in. Weekly World News just announced that Bat Boy is benched for the next season. The reason? Snooki can’t concentrate when he’s on the set. Her hands are all over him.

    http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/19900/bat-boy-cut-from-jersey-shore-season-2/

    Comment by Tricia | July 31, 2010

  4. This is disturbing news. This will give Bat Boy more time to campaign should he decide to run for President. If he runs, I know I will not get an endorsement from Weekly World News.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 31, 2010

  5. Yikes. This is bad news. How do we “get rid of” Bat Boy? Hmmm?

    Comment by Tricia | July 31, 2010

  6. I would suggest he be a judge for “American Idol”. Everybody wins! He wins because he would get a coveted gig. “American Idol” would win because they would have an icon for a judge, which would increase viewership. Americans win because they will love his insight.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 31, 2010

  7. haha—I just posted about this Snooki demon myself…and Bearman is right on the money about her skin color—very Oompa Loompa-like indeed…

    Cheers!

    Comment by Ron-Yves Strouteau | July 31, 2010

  8. The most oompa-loompa tan I ever saw was Pat Riley when he was the coach with the Knicks. I met him once the summer I worked at the Helmsley Hotel. I think he glowed in the dark.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 31, 2010

  9. You better not give Snookie a very important position, as I don’t think she is very smart. When she was on the Jay Leno show, she was asked to identify Muammar al-Qaddafi and confidently replied, “Lionel Richie.”

    The girl has no brains. You would be better to have her just be a “prop”, something for the guys to look at. But you don’t want an idiot in your administration. Just a suggestion.

    You can read more about those Jersey Shore kids here:

    http://www.ivillage.com/snooki-and-jersey-shore-score-low-leno-jaywalking/1-a-70720

    Trisho

    Comment by trishothinks | August 2, 2010

  10. I would make her Ambassador to Aruba. She can stay by the beach and look for Joran Van der Sloot. I know he;s been captured, but we can keep that a secret. 😉

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 2, 2010

  11. That’s a PERFECT job for Snookie. She probably doesn’t even know who he is, or that he has been captured. She can wander around the beaches of Aruba…..lost in “Snookie-land”……lol!

    Comment by trishothinks | August 2, 2010


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