Ahmnodt Heare for President

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The ABCs of a Presidential Campaign

Inspired* by reading Don Mills’ post on the “The Alphabet of Damned Young People Who Annoyed Me Today“, I have come up with the ABCs of a Presidential Campaign.

A is for Ahmnodt – The 45th President.
B is for Barack – The White House resident.
C is for Campaigning – From near and from far.
D is for Driving – To events in my car.
E is for Election – I hope you vote for me.
F is for Facebook – A page for you to see.
G is for Goodness – How I run my campaign.
H is for Hotels – Suitcase life’s a pain.
I is for Iowa – Where the caucus starts.
J is for Joker – Politicians break our hearts.
K is for Kids – Their futures are at stake.
L is for Losers – Like that moron Robert Blake
M is for Maverick – What else is there to say?
N is for November – 2012 Election Day.
O is for Olbermann – I’d like an interview.
P is for Politics – Zapping the soul from you.
Q is for Questions – Answering what is asked.
R is for Radio – Secrets of me unmasked.
S is for Sex – It goes with Politics.
T is for Timex – It takes a ton of licks.
U is for United – States of America (USA).
V is for Vanna – Whom I’d like to meet someday.
W is for Write-In – And writing in my name.
X is for Xenophobes – They want people to be the same.
Y is for Youth – The future is for them.
Z is for Zest – Of my supporters (Amen)

* – “Inspired” sounds better than “stealing”. I couldn’t think of what to write today.


August 2, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, commentary, election, humor, Obama, Vanna White | , , , , , , , , , , , ,


  1. Olbermann is an idiot. Are you sure you want an interview with him?

    If you do interview with him….please inform him that his job is to REPORT the NEWS, and NOT REPORT OPINION.



    Comment by trishothinks | August 2, 2010

  2. I will, but after the interview. He might want to change his opinion and endorse me after the interview and I won’t stop him if he does that.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 2, 2010

  3. I would do an ABC of my job, but I don’t think there are that many swear words in the alphabet.

    Comment by yellowcat | August 4, 2010

  4. I couldn’t do it for my job either. I am sure most people would have the same words for their jobs,

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 5, 2010

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