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Steven Slater is My Hero

Steven Slater was a Jet Blue flight attendant.  He was best known for a series of incidents that occurred yesterday.  There was a plane from either Pittsburgh or Honolulu (I often confuse the two cities) that just landed and was about to approach the gate.  An unruly passenger ignored the standard instructions of not leaving the seat until the plane came to the complete stop.  Mr. Slater approached the man and reminded him that he had to be seated because the plane had not stopped.  The passenger ignored him and got his bag from the overhead compartment.  The bag hit Steven Slater in the head.

Slater went on the public address system and said some words unfit for this blog.  He grabbed a couple beers and left the plane by the escape ramp.  He grabbed his bags at the bag area and went home.  He was soon arrested and brought to a nearby jail for processing.

This reminded me of my last day as a movie theater manager.  The theater had just increased the prices of movies from $6.25 to $7.00 and the price of concessions also spiked up.  The movie “Oceans 11” did well in many theaters, but the massive price increases killed the revenues of the theater.  The following weekend, I lowered the price of admission to $3.00, a large drink to $1.49 and a large popcorn to $1.49.  Word got around and the theater was full.  The concession stands were busy.  The theater made money even after the price cuts.

The regional manager came down that Monday and fired me.  I wanted to show my displeasure without ruining the movie going experience of those who have been faithful to the theater.  The plan was simple:  Make a reel-to-reel movie explaining what I did and why I did it and to boycott the movie theater.  I borrowed my parent’s reel-to-reel video recorder and recorded my message.

When I returned to the theater, I was able to convince Lou the custodian that I took home a trailer reel and needed to return it to the projection room.  It was difficult, but I was able to switch the faceplate of the trailer of “Shrek” to the reel I provided.

I bought a ticket for that evening’s show going  incognito  and sitting in the back.  The movie came out pretty good and people seemed to be preceptive to the message.  There was stuff on the film already, but I didn’t realize that until after the message was over.  It was a movie of my parents enjoying each other’s company on the kitchen counter.  The images scarred the unsuspecting minds of the moviegoers and especially mine.  I wouldn’t eat at my parents for six months.

This video is dedicated to courageous people like Steven Slater and hoping more people will be like him:


August 10, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , , , , ,


  1. I remember working at the movie theater and being there after a price increase. If it was a regular or someone who genuinely was nice, I let them have the old price. If they were irate or stupid about it, I made them pay full price. I would just throw in a couple of my bucks at the end of my shift to make it even.

    Comment by Bearman | August 10, 2010

  2. BTW…I believe the passenger told him to fuck off before he went all nuts.

    Comment by Bearman | August 10, 2010

  3. It actually started before the flight left. The person and another person were fighting over the overhead compartment.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 10, 2010

  4. did you vote for obama? be honest

    Comment by free anti-virus | August 11, 2010

  5. Free, I voted for myself. I invite you to join my campaign and vote for me in 2012.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 11, 2010

  6. I don’t know who Steven Slater is, but I think every person who works with the general public should get one free flip out per month with no repercussions. The general public would eventually learn to close their stupid pieholes.

    Comment by yellowcat | August 11, 2010

  7. Depending on where you work, one a month might not be enough,

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 11, 2010

  8. […] have every reason to believe Steven Slater’s side of the story and to dismiss the countless accusations otherwise.  Let this be a lesson to question everything […]

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  9. Drunk pilots, drunk flight attendants…no difference-

    Comment by lwdewhirst | August 15, 2010

  10. Uncovered your blog via bing the other day and absolutely adore it. Carry on this fantastic work.

    Comment by Na Diep | August 30, 2010

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