Google Image Search
Out of curiosity, I searched for “2012 Presidential Candidates” using Google’s image search. I figured I would have been on there somewhere. I searched the first page, but there were no pictures of me or anything relating to my campaign.
I do not know if this is because I haven’t used “2012 Presidential Candidates” as a tag of if I am systematically being ignored by search engine programmers. I will use the tag for this post and include my picture for the image search:
Ahmnodt Heare
I have to admit that most of the people who found this site were looking for something besides a presidential candidate. Most people found my site looking for one of the five things: Julian Beever drawings, Billy Mays, Strawberries, Sea Monkeys, or most recently, Steven Slater.
I don’t always blog about politics because America wants a president who is well-rounded and has multiple interests. America wants somebody who can relate to him or her at a personal level. “You like ‘Wheel of Fortune’? Me too!”
For those who found me because you are looking for a presidential candidate, Welcome! Thank you for stopping by. You can find out more about me and what I stand for by clicking the tabs on the top.
I will post any findings I have about this experiment soon.
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
But america also needs a President they feel they can connect to. Take off those glasses. We want to see those eyes (that is…if you have eyes)
I wear the glasses as a tribute to Roy Orbison. I was a big fan of the Traveling Willburys and was devastated when he passed in 1988.
I thought they were Uni-bomber glasses.
Most of my visitors find me due to something completely unrelated to restaurant work.