About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Follow-Up on Google Image Search
Last week I had mentioned that if you were to use Google’s image search engine to find “2012 Presidential Candidates” that you would not find my picture. I thought that adding my picture and tagging “2012 Presidential Candidates” would make the picture available. It has not. There are pictures you will find. Some are expected as people have been speculating they were going to run for a while (Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Mike Huckabee, Ron Paul, etc.)
There are some I didn’t expect. Mike Pence is one. Dick Cheney is another. You can even find a picture of George W. Bush (He isn’t allowed to run) and of Benjamin Harrison (He died over 100 years ago.) John Ensign’s picture is there despite he having a laundry list of allegations against him.
Then there are pictures of people I don’t know. There is a picture of a cute chick standing by a clothesline. Some dude who has the “Enzyte Bob” smile is running for president as well as a goth guy. Other pictures that hardly resemble 2012 presidential candidates include Gumby, the Joker, and the Sham-Wow guy. Also running are Lynn Swann, Carrie Prejean, and a grown man wearing diapers.
I will post my picture again. I am hoping that I will soon be included in the image search for 2012 Presidential Candidates. I am also hoping that it’s not on page 37 or so buried that only the most bored will bother getting there for my picture.
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August 16, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | 2012 Presidential Candidates, Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Sarah Palin | 5 Comments