Another Politician Steals My Ideas
I had this as part of my 2008 platform:
”War on Poverty” can be solved by making poverty a crime. I would throw all the poor people in jail.
If you click my link, you will see that I have what I think is a better plan. People told me that my original plan was too cruel and inhumane. They said that I needed a more humane method with dealing with the impoverished. After much deliberation, I grudgingly changed my position to one people like more.
What has gotten my boat is that these same people who told me to change my position have taken my original position and made it part of their platform. New York Republican Gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino has taken my old campaign position and is now trying to sell it as his own.
This is the latest incident of “mainstream” politicians copying me. I ask you this: Do you want to vote for a follower pretending to be a leader or do you want to vote for a leader? I haven’t followed anybody (besides the hottie wearing tight leather pants). I am a leader and I have been ready to lead.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
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I thought the tea party didn’t like government programs?
They softened up when they realized they needed a government program to pay for their tea.
I think your original plan for the war on poverty is an excellent one…except that I would be in jail. Oh well.
I should have stuck with it. Who would have thought that people would want me to change my position so they can take credit for my original plan?
[…] The one thing a politician has done in the last month that I have been able to comment on was when New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino stole a portion of my platform. […]