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Orgies for Abstinence III

It’s that time of year again.  The Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign is pleased to announce “Orgies for Abstinence III” at a location hopefully near you.  (And hopefully near me).

For those new to the campaign, this is an event that promotes abstinence.  I took a page from the government playbook.  For years, the government has been promoting war as a way to bring about peace.  With the success the government feels it has has with ‘War for Peace” and the success of “Orgies for Abstinence”, I can see other events popping up soon.  I can see events like “Buffets against Obesity”, “Dropouts for Advanced Education” and “Interior Decorators Against Gay Marriage.”

Once again, there is a signup on Facebook.  You are strongly encouraged to invite all of your friends and half of your enemies to attend this very special event.  Together, we can promote abstinence in a way that can only be experienced by attending an orgy.

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September 29, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , , , , ,

2 Comments

  1. I can’t wait to show my support of abstinence!

    Comment by yellowcat | October 4, 2010

  2. That’s the spirit, Yellowcat!

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | October 4, 2010


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