Orgies for Abstinence III
It’s that time of year again. The Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign is pleased to announce “Orgies for Abstinence III” at a location hopefully near you. (And hopefully near me).
For those new to the campaign, this is an event that promotes abstinence. I took a page from the government playbook. For years, the government has been promoting war as a way to bring about peace. With the success the government feels it has has with ‘War for Peace” and the success of “Orgies for Abstinence”, I can see other events popping up soon. I can see events like “Buffets against Obesity”, “Dropouts for Advanced Education” and “Interior Decorators Against Gay Marriage.”
Once again, there is a signup on Facebook. You are strongly encouraged to invite all of your friends and half of your enemies to attend this very special event. Together, we can promote abstinence in a way that can only be experienced by attending an orgy.
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
I can’t wait to show my support of abstinence!
That’s the spirit, Yellowcat!