Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

The Competition is Filling Up

As we get closer to Election Day, candidates will start popping out of nowhere and announce their intentions of running for President.  I first announced on November 5, 2008.  This gave me more time to run a campaign without money.  I am no longer running unopposed.  A candidate announced his intentions for running for President.

he Naked Cowboy -- New York City's Times Square legend -- will announce his plans to enter the 2012 presidential race, according to a statement on his website Monday.

Robert John Bruck (The "Naked Cowboy") has announced he will challenge Ahmnodt Heare for President.

Until now, he has been best known as the “Naked Cowboy.”  But now Robert John Bruck has thrown his ten-gallon hat into the ring and announced that he is running against Ahmnodt Heare and wants to be President.

I have issues with Mr. Bruck running for President.  First of all, he’s a cowboy in New York City.  I have been in New York City several times.  I was in Queens on Sunday watching my Washington Nationals beat the New York Mets 2-1 in 14 innings on the last game of the regular season.  There are no cattle to round up in New York City.  None.  The few horses in New York City are either ridden by police or used to gather up tourists around Central Park.

Then there’s the “Naked” issue.  Not only is Bruck wearing a hat and boots, but he is wearing his “tightie whiteies.”  And his guitar covers his private parts.  I am glad he is not really naked, but he is wearing clothing and thus he is misleading people by calling himself a “naked cowboy” wearing clothes in an area with no cattle.

I wish Mr. Bruck the best of luck.  He should know that I will be campaigning hard and I will not be an easy opponent.

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October 5, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, politics, satire | , , , , ,

2 Comments

  1. Dude needs to put some clothes on. I don’t vote for anyone if they’re nekked.

    Comment by yellowcat | October 6, 2010

  2. He is wearing tightie whiteies.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | October 6, 2010


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