About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
They Should Have Come to Me
It seems that aliens do not read my blog entries. If they did, they would have avoided the mishap that almost happened in Inner Mongolia.
I am concerned about safety. This cannot be emphasized enough: If you know any aliens from outer space, please let them know that I am the leader they wish to speak with. World leaders are too busy leading their constituents to be bothered with little green men. I have the time to discuss the issues with them.
Also let them know that they should bring their spaceship to Northwestern New Jersey. There is plenty of space for parking and no need to worry about hitting jet planes.
Let’s get interplanetary relations on the right foot. Bring them to me and not to a leader who will want to declare was and spend billions of dollars sending our troops into outer space.
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October 6, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, satire, War | aliens, leaders, Mongolia, New Jersey, outer space, peace, safety | 5 Comments