Ahmnodt Heare for President

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They Should Have Come to Me

It seems that aliens do not read my blog entries.  If they did, they would have avoided the mishap that almost happened in Inner Mongolia.

I am concerned about safety.  This cannot be emphasized enough:  If you know any aliens from outer space, please let them know that I am the leader they wish to speak with.  World leaders are too busy leading their constituents to be bothered with little green men.  I have the time to discuss the issues with them.

Also let them know that they should bring their spaceship to Northwestern New Jersey.  There is plenty of space for parking and no need to worry about hitting jet planes.

Let’s get interplanetary relations on the right foot.  Bring them to me and not to a leader who will want to declare was and spend billions of dollars sending our troops into outer space.

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October 6, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, satire, War | , , , , , ,

5 Comments

  1. I saw a UFO the other night. Freaked me right out.

    Comment by yellowcat | October 7, 2010

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  3. I am sorry you were freaked out. Next time you encounter an UFO and an alien asks you to take them to your leader, tell them, “Ahmnodt Heare!”

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | October 7, 2010

  4. I shall mention it. Maybe you’ll have better luck than me at convincing them to fork over Crabbyolldfart, who, as you may know by now, was abducted by alens with no plans for release.

    Comment by Tricia | October 7, 2010

  5. Tricia, I think the Cinemafia took Mr. Mills. 😦

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | October 7, 2010


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