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Losing Weight in Vain
I have been obese most of my life. My first television appearance was on the news when they showed me walking down 37th Street in New York City. (I think it was me, as they only showed me from the chest-down).
Last October I weighed 235 lbs. According to my doctor, I was 85 pounds overweight. I started to diet. Below is a picture of me giving a speech last November at the Meeting of Independent Presidential Candidates cruise. I weighed 230 lbs then.
November 2009 - 230 lbs.
Dieting only worked for a little while. I had spent between November and June between 225 and 230 lbs. Too many of my campaign stops included food. I quit dieting in June and joined a gym. Working out has been more successful. I stepped on the scale this morning weighing 199 lbs. I have lost 36 lbs. since last October and 30 lbs since I first joined the gym.
Weight Today - 199 lbs.
I was all set to celebrate by going to the local “All-You-Can-Eat” buffet when I read a study that read that thin men make less money. The same study showed that thin women make more money. Women are being shafted because they are not being paid by the pound like men are.
Here is my dilemma: If I want to make money, should I stop working out and put the weight I lost back on or do I continue to lose weight and get a sex-change operation? Or do I continue to lose weight as a man and make less money?
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October 8, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, satire | dieting, pay, scientific, sex change operation, study, weight loss, working out | 11 Comments