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The Curse of the Cinemafia

Miley Cyrus is cursed.  Her Cinemafia-induced fame and fortune is paying a toll on her personal life.  First, she had to endure the paparazzi (photographers paid by the Cinemafia to infiltrate the personal lives of celebrities) everywhere she went, including the infamous pantie-less photo.

The curse doesn’t end there.  Miley will now have to live with the pain of her parents’ divorcing.  This is sure to cause trauma to her achy breaky heart knowing that her parents, Billy Ray and Tish, are no longer together,  This will make custody hard as Miley will turn 18 in less than a month and there are not many “other weekends” between now and her 18th birthday.  Getting married will be difficult too as she will have to decide if she is going to get married on the weekend her father gets her or on the weekend her mother gets her.

The Cinemafia has made their millions off of Miley Cyrus.  They will soon toss her aside (Like they did with Annette Funicello, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan) when she turns 18.  With her not knowing which parent to turn to, things will be very trying for poor Miley.

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October 28, 2010 - Posted by | campaign, cinemafia, commentary, humor, scandal | , , , , ,

2 Comments

  1. Rumour has it Miley’s mom had an affair with Brett Michaels. Say it with me now, “Ewwwwww!”

    Comment by yellowcat | November 3, 2010

  2. Ewwwwwww! I am blinded by that thought!

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 3, 2010


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