Ahmnodt Heare for President

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What Made Me Sick

I am glad to be back home.  It turns out I wasn’t sick in the traditional sense.  It seems I had a severe reaction to nicotine withdrawal because I quit smoking Thursday night.

It would have been better if I knew this last night.  I got only two hours of sleep and was awaken to a roommate who was brought in.  I find it to be odd considering I was supposed to be quarantined and away from human contact.

Today I will stay at home, watch football, and hand out candy and campaign materials to trick-or-treaters.  I’ll do some campaigning in maternity wards tomorrow as time permits with my work schedule.  Tuesday, I’m off to Pittsburgh for the third “Orgies for Abstinence” and my hour-long radio special.

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October 31, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, humor, satire | , , , ,

3 Comments

  1. Materinity wards…good idea! Tell them your opponent is an “old testament” fella and wants to kill their first born.

    http://www.ninjasatire.com

    Comment by Master Kushikimi-San | October 31, 2010

  2. I have taken it one step further. I tell them my opponent wanted them aborted.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | October 31, 2010

  3. hmm…yes…like their own smaller version of Apollo 13. We just lost the moon!

    Comment by Master Kushikimi-San | November 1, 2010


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