Election Day and Election Night
Today is Election Day in the United States. Many people will vote for Democrats or Republicans thinking they will change the direction our country is heading in. Others will not vote because they feel it doesn’t matter. Some of you want to voice your dissatisfaction with what candidates are available.
If you want to voice your dissatisfaction, I am here to help. You can go to your voting station and write in “Ahmnodt Heare.” If you don’t want me to win, don’t worry. I will not accept any office this year because I am running for President of the United States. If I should win and I refuse to accept the position, you will be glad to know that you will not be represented because it won’t be your representative raising taxes and increasing spending.
Regardless of whether you voted today or not, you are invited to join one of the many “Orgies for Abstinence” popping up at hotels, political rallies, and places of worship across the country. I will be at the one in Pittsburgh. If abstinence is not your thing, you can listen to my election special tonight at 9PM Eastern / 6PM Pacific. I will explain what the results available will mean for America as well as show what the elections will mean for my chances to win in 2012.
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
I’m disappointed that there is no Orgy for Abstinence in my area tonight.
Perhaps you can start one where you work. And if the thtle “Orgies for Abstinence” offends people, you could just rename it, “Customer Appreciation Day.”
lol. i wish we had a representative like this in the UK
Artswebshow, your wish can come true. Have you and everybody you know follow these instructions:
https://ahmnodtheare.wordpress.com/2008/12/05/leader-of-the-free-world/