Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

The Transformation Team

A true leader prepares for the future.  I am not going to wait until I win the election in 2012 to set up a transformation team to have a smooth transfer of power from the Obama administration to the Heare administration.

The vetting process for non-Cabinet positions will begin on Monday.  My office and bedroom will be opened for the vetting process.  I will be announcing the results of the vetting process soon after it is completed.  There are plenty of positions available.  A complete list of agencies with positions can be found here:

There will also be positions for agencies I fell need to be created.  One position will be Curator for the Museum of Pornographic Arts.  The museum will open in Hamburg, New Jersey as soon as federal funding is received.  The curator must have knowledge of the history of pornography and be able to use various kinds of media from real-to-reel projectors to PowerPoint.  The curator must also be able to maintain the “Hands-On” section of the museum and clear a background check as it is anticipated that children will be visiting the museum on class trips.

To make an appointment for an interview, send your resume to ahmnodtheare@politician.com as well as the best time to call to arrange for an interview.

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November 5, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , ,

5 Comments

  1. Can I vet you?

    Comment by Vodka and Ground Beef | November 5, 2010

  2. Can I watch?

    Comment by bschooled | November 6, 2010

  3. Vodka and Ground Beef, feel free to vet me. I am sure it is as important for you to make sure I am right for the job as it is for me to make sure you are right for the job.

    Bschooled, you can watch, but please no cameras. I am trying to get a patent on my vetting process.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 6, 2010

  4. I want to interview for the hands on portion of the Museum of Pornographic Arts.

    Comment by yellowcat | November 6, 2010

  5. Yellowcat, I will be conducting those interviews as soon as the museum receives federal funding.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 7, 2010


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