Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

My Fellow Americans

My Fellow Americans,

I have been blogging since I decided to run for President almost three years ago.  During this times I have discovered several trends in politics:

  • It’s “OK” to denounce a conservative who uses derogatory words towards liberals as “tea-baggers.”
  • It is OK to call somebody who doesn’t support the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan as “anti-American” despite the fact that Congress hasn’t declared war on Afghanistan or Iraq (or Al-Qaeda or the Taliban) as required by the Constitution.  Congress has also authorized the President to use force, which is not mentioned in the Constitution.
  • The more the media talks about Sarah Palin, the more likely she will become President.  Bad publicity is better than no publicity.
  • Republicans tend to vote for Republicans and Democrats tend to vote for Democrats, but Independents rarely vote for independents despite that there are more registered Independent voters than with either the Democrats or the Republicans.
  • This line has been censored by the Department of Defense due to national security reasons.
  • While most political sites get the majority of their hits before Election Day or on Election Day, most people visit my website after Election Day.

If you are one of those people who are finding the website for the first time, do yourself a favor and add this website to your Favorites toolbar on your web browser.  Otherwise you will make the same mistake in 2012 and hit yourself in the head after realizing that you could have voted for me.  Head injuries increased dramatically among voters following the 2008 elections.

I thank you for spending time reading my blog.  Feel free to read the almost 1,200 archived entries or check out the videos and testimonials.  You can listen to my podcast live every Tuesday at 9:00PM/ 6PM Pacific (02:00 in London) and call in with questions or comments.  Tonight, I will be interviewing Independent Candidate for President of Mexico Noes Toiaqui as well as take calls from viewers and listeners.

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November 9, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, commentary, Democrats, editorial, humor, politics, Republicans, satire, War | , , ,

5 Comments

  1. Everyone get on the train! Vote Ahmnodt Heare!

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    Comment by Master Kushikimi-San | November 9, 2010

  2. A train with fewer derailments than Amtrak!

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 9, 2010

  3. So does that mean you are for or against high speed passenger rail?

    Comment by Bearman | November 9, 2010

  4. I think ‘tea-bagging’ is something politicians shouldn’t talk about. Sorta like Obama & his wife saying how they ‘fist’ each other in the White House.

    Comment by yellowcat | November 11, 2010

  5. Bearman, I am for high-speed rail, but I am against high-speed derail.

    Yellowcat, it’s wrong no matter who says it and who it’s said towards.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 11, 2010


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