Why Winning an Election is Difficult
It seems like everybody wants to be President of the United States. Rumor has it that Barack Obama will run for re-election. The Republicans will run everybody from Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin to Mike Huckabee and maybe Mike Pence. There are other Independents who want to run.
Here is Anthony Tubbs:
Hugh Jidette
Dick Driben
Ahmnodt Heare
The last one is me, but my video is the only one that shows what to look for in a Presidential candidate.
There will be hundreds, if not thousands who will try to win the 2012 Presidential election. Many will ask you to donate money for their campaign. I will not. I won’t ask for money for two reasons:
1) I can’t be bought and the ones who can be bought end up doing things other than what you wanted them to do. There is no money-back-guarantee for a defective politician.
2) I am a fiscal conservative. It will be hard for me to run up a debt if I don’t spend any money. And if I don’t spend money, there is no point in asking you to donate. All I ask is that you understand when my policy is that all Americans give 100% of their income in taxes, it is only because every Friday, you will be refunded what the government doesn’t use for the week. And the government will only to be spend money it has.
3) While other candidates are spending time on raising money, I will have more time to talk to the American people and to plan a strategy to combat America’s ever-increasing texting addition.
You may be tempted to search for other candidates, but my platform has an outline of what I will do as President as well as details of the things I will be doing. I have more blog entries than most candidates do tweets. The thing about tweets is that they give no details. Blog entries give details. If you check my archives, you will see I have written almost 1200 entries all by myself. I don’t have interns, paid staff, or supporters blogging on my behalf. So when you see a blogpost written by me, you know it’s authentic.
Please keep everything I have told you in mind when searching for a candidate. Then come back here. You will see the differences.
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Don’t worry, Ahmnodt, I’m not tempted to vote for other candidates. They can’t sway me that easily.
Besides, I have a thing for guys who can’t be bought.
Hugh Jidette scares me. He is running on spending everything now and having our children pay for it. This is unfair. Children can’t vote yet have to pay for Huge Jidette’s mess.
I like the idea of the government taking all my money and giving it back to me on Friday. It’s a savings account backed by the honesty of politicians. I can live with that.
And you will get a good portion of your money back. I am going to sell off the limos, but a BMW and drive it myself. That will save the country some money. I will also replace State Dinners with a pizza party.