Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Why Winning an Election is Difficult

It seems like everybody wants to be President of the United States.  Rumor has it that Barack Obama will run for re-election.  The Republicans will run everybody from Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin to Mike Huckabee and maybe Mike Pence.  There are other Independents who want to run.

Here is Anthony Tubbs:

Hugh Jidette

Dick Driben

Ahmnodt Heare

The last one is me, but my video is the only one that shows what to look for in a Presidential candidate.

There will be hundreds, if not thousands who will try to win the 2012 Presidential election.  Many will ask you to donate money for their campaign.  I will not.  I won’t ask for money for two reasons:

1)  I can’t be bought and the ones who can be bought end up doing things other than what you wanted them to do.  There is no money-back-guarantee for a defective politician.

2) I am a fiscal conservative.  It will be hard for me to run up a debt if I don’t spend any money.  And if I don’t spend money, there is no point in asking you to donate.  All I ask is that you understand when my policy is that all Americans give 100% of their income in taxes, it is only because every Friday, you will be refunded what the government  doesn’t use for the week.  And the government will only to be spend money it has.

3) While other candidates are spending time on raising money, I will have more time to talk to the American people and to plan a strategy to combat America’s ever-increasing texting addition.

You may be tempted to search for other candidates, but my platform has an outline of what I will do as President as well as details of the things I will be doing.  I have more blog entries than most candidates do tweets.  The thing about tweets is that they give no details.  Blog entries give details.  If you check my archives, you will see I have written almost 1200 entries all by myself.  I don’t have interns, paid staff, or supporters blogging on my behalf.  So when you see a blogpost written by me, you know it’s authentic.

Please keep everything I have told you in mind when searching for a candidate.  Then come back here.  You will see the differences.

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November 12, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, election, humor, issues, politics, satire | , ,

4 Comments

  1. Don’t worry, Ahmnodt, I’m not tempted to vote for other candidates. They can’t sway me that easily.

    Besides, I have a thing for guys who can’t be bought.

    Comment by bschooled | November 12, 2010

  2. Hugh Jidette scares me. He is running on spending everything now and having our children pay for it. This is unfair. Children can’t vote yet have to pay for Huge Jidette’s mess.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 12, 2010

  3. I like the idea of the government taking all my money and giving it back to me on Friday. It’s a savings account backed by the honesty of politicians. I can live with that.

    Comment by yellowcat | November 14, 2010

  4. And you will get a good portion of your money back. I am going to sell off the limos, but a BMW and drive it myself. That will save the country some money. I will also replace State Dinners with a pizza party.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 14, 2010


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