Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Adopt-a-Presidential-Candidate

The recession is hitting me as hard as it is hitting most Americans.  Companies that I have done business with for years are folding and other companies are scaling back on their marketing budgets just to survive.  I will make less money in 2010 than I did in 2009.  Despite this, I still need to travel around the world and campaign for leader of the free world.

I can still afford travel.  What is becoming expensive is lodging.  I have already cut lodging expenses from staying in upscale hotels for a week a time to staying at motels on the highway for one or two days.  This will soon me beyond my reach financially.

Instead of asking for money like other people would, I am asking for a place to stay.  My 2011 schedule isn’t set yet, so if you have time available for me to stay over, I can return the favor by cooking breakfast and some light housecleaning.  I am also available for speeches, rallies, and bar and bat-mitzvahs.  I can be reached in the comments section of this blog.

Thank you for your continued support.

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November 17, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, economy, humor, satire | , , , , , ,

4 Comments

  1. You would most certainly be entertaining at my daughter’s bat mitzvah…if I had one…and if I were Jewish…

    Comment by Master Kushikimi-San | November 17, 2010

  2. Thank you, Mr. Kushikimi-San!

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 18, 2010

  3. You are welcome to stay with me if you are ever in my area. We could organize an Orgies for Abstinence. I like my eggs over easy.

    Comment by yellowcat | November 18, 2010

  4. Yellowcat, thank you for your offer. I am in the process of learning how to make eggs over easy.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 18, 2010


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