Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Hope for the Campaign

Lisa Murkowski’s victory in Alaska’s U.S. Senate race over Joe Miller brings a shiny ray of hope to my chances of winning in 2012.  Not because she has embraced any portion of my platform or because I embraced any portion of her platform.  It’s not because she has any intention of endorsing me in 2012.

The reason why there is hope for the campaign is because Lisa Murkowski won as a write-in candidate.  Her name was not on the ballot for U.S. Senate, yet she was able to get more people to write in her name than to pick another name.  She had a campaign for people to learn how to spell her name.  She opted for the rebus.  Below is an example on how people got to learn how to spell her name.


"Mur" + Cow with a "K" + Ski spells "Murkowski"

My plan is different (mainly because it’s hard to do “Ahmnodt” in rebus.  I have opted to go with the acronym.  “Ahmnodt” as an acronym goes like “A Horny Man Needs Only Dolly’s Taters.”  “Heare” turns out to be “Horny Elephants Are Really Erotic.”  The best part is you can wear the anagrams on the back of t-shirts so the people behind you can see who you are voting for without wearing “Vote for Ahmnodt Heare”, which you can’t wear at an election.

There is more for me to write, but right now I really need to get some of Dolly’s taters.

November 18, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election, humor, Platform, politics, satire, write-in | , , , , , | 2 Comments


Last Week:   10-4 (.714)  Best Bets 1-2 (.333)

Season:  67-72-3  (.482) Best Bets 18-12 (.600)

I had my best week picking overall last week, but half of the picks I got wrong were “best bets”.  There are no more byes this season.  And football returns on Thursday nights.  Tuesday was a bad day at work because my clients suddenly remembered that I am a Washington Redskins fan.

Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
11/18 8:20 ET At Miami -1.5 Chicago
11/21 1:00 ET At Pittsburgh -7 Oakland
11/21 1:00 ET At NY Jets -7 Houston
11/21 1:00 ET Baltimore -10 At Carolina
11/21 1:00 ET At Tennessee -7 Washington
11/21 1:00 ET At Dallas -6.5 Detroit
11/21 1:00 ET Green Bay -3 At Minnesota
11/21 1:00 ET At Cincinnati -5.5 Buffalo
11/21 1:00 ET At Jacksonville -1.5 Cleveland
11/21 1:00 ET At Kansas City -8 Arizona
11/21 4:05 ET At New Orleans -11.5 Seattle
11/21 4:05 ET Atlanta -3 At St. Louis
11/21 4:05 ET At San Francisco -3 Tampa Bay
11/21 4:15 ET At New England -3.5 Indianapolis
11/21 8:20 ET At Philadelphia -3 NY Giants


Monday Night Football Point Spread

11/22 8:35 ET At San Diego -10 Denver



November 18, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, NFL Picks | , , | Comments Off on 2010 NFL SEASON – WEEK 11


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