Hope for the Campaign
Lisa Murkowski’s victory in Alaska’s U.S. Senate race over Joe Miller brings a shiny ray of hope to my chances of winning in 2012. Not because she has embraced any portion of my platform or because I embraced any portion of her platform. It’s not because she has any intention of endorsing me in 2012.
The reason why there is hope for the campaign is because Lisa Murkowski won as a write-in candidate. Her name was not on the ballot for U.S. Senate, yet she was able to get more people to write in her name than to pick another name. She had a campaign for people to learn how to spell her name. She opted for the rebus. Below is an example on how people got to learn how to spell her name.
"Mur" + Cow with a "K" + Ski spells "Murkowski"
My plan is different (mainly because it’s hard to do “Ahmnodt” in rebus. I have opted to go with the acronym. “Ahmnodt” as an acronym goes like “A Horny Man Needs Only Dolly’s Taters.” “Heare” turns out to be “Horny Elephants Are Really Erotic.” The best part is you can wear the anagrams on the back of t-shirts so the people behind you can see who you are voting for without wearing “Vote for Ahmnodt Heare”, which you can’t wear at an election.
There is more for me to write, but right now I really need to get some of Dolly’s taters.
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
A Horny Man Needs Only Dolly’s Taters.
Genius.
It’s catchy too. I keep singing it.
Ms. Ground Beef, it’s how I learned to spell my name. Too many silent letters in my first name.